I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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