I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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