Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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