I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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