Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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