I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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