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what?
penguin condom
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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