Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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