i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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