Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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