i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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