That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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