found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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