So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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