Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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