You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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