hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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