And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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