Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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