i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
