I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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