Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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