She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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