i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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