I am spending my child support on dildos
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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