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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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