Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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