She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
