need another drink. this is the easiest way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and she was petting her beer can
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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