So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
A+ Viking dick
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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