is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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