Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I would fuck him just for his dog
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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