Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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