Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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