I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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