you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So here I am, sexting at work.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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