I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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