i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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