Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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