He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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