I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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