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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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