you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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