dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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