She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
vagina is talking i cant
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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