Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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