Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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