Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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