dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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