if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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