Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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