I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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