Having a random hookup so left but love u
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize