spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
