You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
