I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Vodka?
Forever.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You were trust falling into bushes
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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